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Who Hugged Roger Goodell Longest At Last Night's NFL Draft?

God help me, I’m back on my bullshit.

We took last year off, but here you all are again demanding we do a frame-by-frame analysis of which first-round NFL draft pick embraced the league commissioner longest last night in Dallas. Well, fine. Here you are. We name the winner at the end, to make you watch the whole thing.

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Timothy Burke is formerly Deadspin's Video Director.

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