Once again, last night’s first round of the NFL draft featured a number of large men embracing an obscenely rich one. As we do every year, we’ve measured each draftee’s hug time and measured it against his fellow rookies. This year, new Chargers running back Melvin Gordon took home the trophy with a time of 11.094 seconds in the hug; Cowboys draftee Byron Jones proved most PDA-adverse with a time of just over half a second.

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