UFC continues to insist 20-year-old blond wonderboy Sage Northcutt is the future of the franchise, but his rise up the MMA ranks has once again been retarded after his second-round loss by rear naked choke submission to Mickey Gall.

That’s the second time Northcutt has lost in such a manner; at least this time, he lost to a guy who has a real Wikipedia page. Gall, you might remember, is the guy who ended CM Punk’s UFC dreams a few months ago after arguing with Dana White over whether his ring music was hard enough.

Spend less time ripping apples, Sage, and more time practicing your ground game.