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The Rock Showed Up With A Flamethrower And, Holy Shit, John Cena Came Back

This was supposed to just be a goofy post about how The Rock showed up on Wrestlemania again with a silly prop (this time, a flamethrower) but then he did this:

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Boners popped up across the world. A quick Rock Bottom later, and then holy shit it’s John Cena but wait isn’t he still hurt guess not. (That James Andrews guy is pretty amazing.)

So then we had a People’s Elbow... and the WWE insisted, for some reason, on continuing the show after that. It’s still going on, supposedly.

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