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The Most Inappropriate Pairs Figure Skating Songs

We’ve all fantasized about what songs to which we’d perform were we Olympic figure skaters. (Or maybe that’s just me?) Anyway, it’s more entertaining to consider what the least appropriate songs to choreograph a routine to might be, so here is what they are, in order:

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Feel free to suggest better pairings below.

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