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Spirit Of Lionel Messi Temporarily Departs Barça Star's Body To Inhabit That Of Valparaiso Player

This is literally the only sporting event on right now.

The Missouri Valley Conference men’s soccer tournament is underway, and today’s first-round matchup between Drake and Valparaiso saw Brazilian-born Valpo forward Rafael Mentzingen turning on the heat and taking on more than a half-dozen Bulldogs defenders before scoring the match’s opening goal. ¡Golazo!


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