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Here Is A Very, Very Excited Steve Ballmer In Extreme Slow Motion

Who’s excited? Clippers owner and perpetually enthusiastic oligarch Steve Ballmer, that’s who. He has reason to be, given his team’s outstanding effort against the Spurs tonight, but his orgasmic faces deserve an extra-special, extra-slow examination.


This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features “Shaved pussy poetry” by Huggy Bear. See previous episodes here.


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