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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Boy, things sure are looking up for Jerry Jones! Here he is enjoying a Thanksgiving feast of a 28-6 loss and 434 passing yards allowed. Look upon his soul, or what is left of it:

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Timothy Burke

Timothy Burke is formerly Deadspin's Video Director.

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