A patron at the Ko Olina resort on Oahu for this weekend's LPGA event there suffered all manner of misfortune when high winds blew his hat into a water hazard. Then, upon trying to retrieve his hat, the golf fan lost his beer. He also, if we're to believe the very amused Golf Channel announcers, had a hell of a time escaping the water hazard he probably shouldn't have been in to begin with.
Golf lessons: wear a hat that fits well and if the wind carries it away, well, it was never right for your head.
h/t to Josh