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Fox U.S. Open Broadcast Features Two Dudes Talkin' About Fuckin'

“We were fucking so hard and I head-butted her in the head.”

Thus goes a conversation that made its way, somehow, onto Fox Sports 1's broadcast of the U.S. Open second round at Shinnecock Hills, and we won’t even speculate who it is, or how it got there, but somehow that it happened during a Patrick Reed shot seems completely appropriate.

“That’s my ex.”

“Yeah, she’s hot.”

“That’s when I—I was fucking her so hard and I headbutted her in the head and I smacked that bitch [something]. We went and kinda got in the [muppets?] position and she sat up.”

h/t to Irvine

Timothy Burke is formerly Deadspin's Video Director.

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