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Dipshit Drivers Unable To Avoid Caution For Even Seven Seconds

The Brickyard 400 started five hours, 44 minutes ago. It’s still going on—an hour ago, there were just ten laps to go—because these dumb fuckers can’t stop wrecking their goddamned cars.



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Timothy Burke

Timothy Burke is formerly Deadspin's Video Director.

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