Resident CNN war flack¬†James ‚ÄúSpider‚ÄĚ Marks excitedly promised an extended war against Syria, as the visibly engorged retired U.S. Army major general contrasted tonight‚Äôs use of more than 50 Tomahawk missiles against John Calipari‚Äôs Kentucky basketball program, stating that ‚Äúthis is not [...] one and done.‚ÄĚ

Of course not. The sum of money paid to Karl-Anthony Towns to this point ($13.5 million) would only pay for eight Tomahawk missiles.