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Brian Jones failed out of the NFL due to injury—he even filed, and lost, a lawsuit over it—but don’t tell him that the sport of football needs rules to protect players’ long-term health. The CBS college football analyst alternately demanded players grow eyes in the back of their head or barked “KEEP YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL!” while complaining about Donovan Wilson being ejected from today’s game for the Texas A & M Aggies.



Timothy Burke is formerly Deadspin's Video Director.

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