Timothy Burke's saved articles

This one is a hard CP because it’s a scam. Read more

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all Read more

Hey Rob, you forgot the Seat “Toledo”. Just like our state legislature, Toledo gets forgotten.

Hey now, thats not really fair. They send Renaults here on a yearly basis. At least 2 and some change. Just don’t tell him they are coming from Mexico.

What’s terrifying about this and Epstein case was they both used women to manipulate other women, most likely blackmailing them with either photos, assets, fear of legal repercussions or all of the above. Assuming these women are even still alive, they are the key to these cases, however, since these men already… Read more

How the hell do you enforce a contract against a 20 year old signatory to whom you illegally supplied tequila, and then encouraged her to drink, prior to producing the contract to sign? Read more

Edit: I like my second one better. Ah well.

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.

Samer’s mom is the obvious, if overlooked, choice.  

Pope Thrower for Public Editor

How the fuck am I not on this list Read more

Rob Iracane, obviously. 

a very pronounced unibrow. I mean very pronounced.

Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.” Read more

Lord, he was born an amblin’ man.

Obligatory Anthony Bourdain quote regarding Henry Kissinger: Read more

Just to keep piling on Hank, I’ll mention that he was on the board of directors of Theranos.

“Could you not drive in that scenario?” Read more