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Arsenal Win With Offside Handball On Match's Final Play

An offside Laurent Koscielny knocked the ball into goal with his arms in the match’s final seconds to give Arsenal a 1-0 win at Burnley today in a heroic and successful attempt to keep the Gunners in third place in the Premiership.

Arsenal, who are trash, attacked Burnley with a barrage of shots in added time—with all of them being turned away by defenders by virtue of them having been taken legally—before Koscielny’s innovative approach to scoring handed his side the victory.



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