Dumbasses trying to make scripted grappling “real to them” have increased their attempts to invade the pro wrestling ring, and one such Idiot made it in as a pretend secret guest on tonight’s WWE pay-per-view (the real secret: Chris Jericho). His reward? The usual: getting sacked by WWE security.

Update (11:49 p.m.): The WWE provides us the following statement:

WWE takes the safety of our performers very seriously and any fan entering the ring area will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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