The Austin school district decided last month to rename Robert E. Lee Elementary School, and opened the nominating process up to the public. In the end, 228 names were suggested; Donald Trump got the most nods, with 45. (“Robert E. Lee” came in second.) Here are some other noteworthy nominees from the document released by the school district:

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  • Austin Taliban Elementary School
  • Ayn Rand Elementary
  • Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary
  • Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance (eight nominations)
  • Bruce Lee Elementary (three nominations)
  • Communist Elementary
  • Drew Brees Elementary (three nominations)
  • Dwayne Johnson Elementary School
  • Flava Flav Elementary
  • Forgetting Your Past, Dooms You to Repeat It Elementary
  • Generic School Name
  • Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary School
  • IGNORANCE IS BLISS ELEMENTARY
  • James Earl Ray Elementary School
  • Jefferson Davis Elementary (three nominations)
  • John Cena Elementary School
  • Kanye West Elementary (two nominations)
  • Kim Il-Sung High School (two nominations)
  • Leadership & Excellence in Education (LEE)
  • Lee Elementary (thirteen nominations)
  • Lil Jon Elementary
  • Mack Brown Elementary
  • Malcolm X (two nominations)
  • Nathan Bedford Forrest Elementary School (two nominations)
  • Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • O.J. Simpson Elementary
  • Pat Tillman Elementary School (four nominations)
  • Politically Correct Elementary School #1
  • Raul Castro Elementary
  • Revisionist Elementary School
  • Richard Pryor Elementary (six nominations)
  • Rudolf Hess Primary
  • School of Progressive and Socialist Studies
  • Schoolie McSchoolface
  • Schooly McSchoolerson (two nominations)
  • Schooly McSchoolerton
  • Spike Lee Elementary (four nominations)
  • Texas Declaration of Independence
  • The Elementary School Formerly Known as Robert E. Lee (two nominations)
  • The Illuminati
  • The Rubber Duckies
  • Traitor
  • Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Elementary School
  • Werner von Braun Institute of Science and Technology
  • Willie Nelson Elementary (two nominations)

Well, that’s quite a list! You can read the whole thing over here.