Another week, another shocking play the likes of which no one has ever seen; tonight, Duke fell victim to the whims of fate, and once again we’re here to bring you the action as called by home announcers.

So here’s Joe Zagacki & Don Bailey Jr. of the Hurricanes Radio Network as heard on flagship 560 WQAM with tonight’s shocker of a Miami kick return touchdown.

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