We have learned much about Vin Scully in this, his 67th and final season calling the Dodgers. He hates socialism, for example, and today we learned he hates Idiots On The Field—especially the kind protesting the existence of hot dogs, like those who interrupted today’s game in Los Angeles.

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Yes, these Idiots felt it necessary to adopt Gandhi’s principles to protest that team’s famous Dodger Dogs, a food item which their organization has declared as “violent.” I have never eaten a Dodger Dog, but I reckon a more accurate descriptor may be “delicious.”

The activist organization’s press release failed to note any issue with baseballs or baseball gloves, both of which are also made from animals but which are—again, having not consumed either I am just guessing—much less delicious.

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[SportsNet LA]