Congratulations To Dan Patrick, GOP Nominee For Lieutenant Governor

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This same error actually happened on two different stations in Lubbock, TX:

Congratulations To Dan Patrick, GOP Nominee For Lieutenant Governor

(There is a man named Dan Patrick who won the GOP nomination for lieutenant governor in Texas last night. He is not the same Dan Patrick from NBC's Football Night In America, The Dan Patrick Show, or a string of terrible Adam Sandler movies despite what these graphics might suggest.)

h/t to Lirodon