The PGA tour’s slogan is “These Guys Are Good,” but that doesn’t apply to the amateurs playing alongside professionals at this week’s Pebble Beach pro-am. One of those amateurs is Chris Berman, who may be finished with football but not yet finished inhabiting your nightmares. Check out this shank that left commentators baffled as to how a man could hit a shot so poorly:

Let’s look at some unflattering images of Chris Berman, who sucks.

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