Yes, yes, BBC dressage announcers were very taken with Charlotte Dujardin’s performance today atop Valegro, which is a horse and not a black market allergy medication. We are not sure if your announcers were wearing pants during this broadcast. It is possible that they were not, or perhaps wished that they were not.

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To examine just how horny these men are for horse prancing, let us examine the video from the beginning:

00:20 — “This is starting to make me... uh... get goosebumps now. Mmm.” The analyst hesitates, as if he is attempting to be honest with a word like “horny” or “turgid” before coming to his senses.

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00:39 — “Now, Charlotte, PLEASE [unintelligible] [ten seconds pass] ...Oh my goodness, I could hardly speak. Uhh!” Are you horny for Valegro yet?

01:21 — “Some more tens! Some more nines!” “Someone’s being a bit mean down there—” “We’ll see them after!” Horse sports are for the truly insane.

[BBC]