Jockey Blake Shinn defeated Modesty and nearly the rest of the field whilst piloting Miss Royale to place at Canterbury Park’s first race today in New South Wales. Shinn dropped trou atop his mount and made it an especially competitive race, nearly edging out winner Defender; Modesty came in third, just behind Shinn’s behind. With whip in hand, it only took Shinn’s sharp crack to ensure a final position of dominance over Modesty.

The result extends a centuries-long streak of bare asses overcoming Modesty.

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h/t to Dan

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